Cum dine with me Recipes~

[Drago]

As the title may fill you in, anything you want to share if we are allowed to know that is. Of your best dishes, ignoring the bukkake..I think that is mandatory to know.

[Gelatinous]

Again with the puns..

Gels Wasabi Guacamole
Ingredients:
2 ripe (or semi-ripe) Avocados, peeled/chopped
1 hard boiled egg
1 tomato, diced
1 onion, diced
1 green onion, finely sliced
1 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper sauce
1/2 teaspoon worcestershire sauce
1 1/4 teaspoon wasabi powder (or ground wasabi root, whichever you prefer)
2 tablespoons lemon juice
3 1/4 tablespoons lime juice (freshly squeezed makes all the difference)
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper, ground
Sliced Cilantro
A pinch of garlic salt

Directions:
1. Peel and dice hard-boiled egg.
2. Smash the avocados in a big bowl, stir in remaining ingredients. Be sure to save a little Cilantro or Green Onion if you want to make it look wonderful ;)
3. Garnish with remaining Cilantro and Green Onion, add a little salt and pepper if needed.
4. Refrigerate for 1 1/2 hours while covered.

Delicioussss

[Drago]

Mmmmm i'll be sure to try with some sushi for sure! Going to to follow that style Gel, and use, all puns intended.

Drago's cweam & cruor
Ingredients:
Strawberries
Raspberries
Cherries
Blackcurrants
Fresh double cream
Greek yoghurt
Brown sugar

Directions:
I haven't put any amounts for it is entirely up to you how much you make, I would say 300ml of double cream with roughly the same with yoghurt. Then mix like hell, and I mean it can take 1-2 hours to get the right consistency you need. All done in a mixing bowl, naturally..
From there take a large bowl and just put all the fruit you chose into the bowl, then layer the mixture of cream and yogurt over the fruit.
Refrigerate for 24 hours, need not be covered.
Sprinkle the brown sugar on to serve, it can also be put back into the fridge with the sugar, it wouldn't matter.

I'll make some later on, may even put a picture of the end product.

[Fuzz]

Just a quick simple one.

Fuzz's garlic butter sauce
Butter or butter substitute
A splash of milk
A dash of salt and pepper
Seasoning (I used Mrs. Dash)
A pinch of western seasonings
A pinch of chili powder
Oh and parsley

Microwave for 50 seconds and stir...This is intended for pizza in case anyone was wondering >> But I'm sure it would go good with lobster or crab.

[aqua]

Rum

Ingredients:
An occasion
Rum

Preparation:
1) Open
2) Drink
3) Forget all of your troubles
4) Have a good time
5) Break down in tears
6) Be sick
7) Hangover

[Marcus McCloud]

The Banana Nog
Ingrediants:
Bananas
2 eggs
half a cap of Almond Extract (CAP is not a typo)
A cap of Vanilla extract
half a cup of sugar
Chocolate syrup
A scoop of vanilla ice cream
A cup of milk

Directions
1. Empty contents into blender
2. Blend
3. Remove frothy liquid into suitably large glass
4. Drink in whatever way your species does.

Note: It only lasts a day in storage and is considered a full meal. Don't eat/drink unless hungry.

[Gelatinous]

OH MY GOD.

Props to Marcus on creating the most delicious thing on this earth.