The TR Tavern (O,R)

[Lunea]

She shrugged.
I worried glanced at her. "you do have sharp teeth..." I said

[Wolf]

((Yeah, I'm tying the two seprate rp's together. Sorry))

Wolf just shrugged with a half smile. "Apparently so."

[The Shadow of Death]

(i just wanted to clear it up, Doc wasnt there for that one... and neither were you.)

[Wolf]

((Oh shut up. I tried.))

[DrNumaNuma]

(((((Eh?))))

[The Shadow of Death]

(later Doc, we are way off topic again.)

i look to Wolf, "those were the good ole days..."

[Wolf]

Wolf chuckles. "We still have a few left."

[DrNumaNuma]

Doc smiles, "I don't."

[The Shadow of Death]

"but you could Doc... all you have to do is leave the spider behind..."

[Spartan-101]

Spartan, who felt like he lost himself in past events, looked over at the group. "Spider?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"long story..."

(the equivalent of 3500 posts.... aka Zyarc)

[DrNumaNuma]

"Can a man sever his head from his body? Neither can I Monos." Doc says and chuckles darkly.

((Remember the voice Doc heard in the canvas wolf? That's the Spider.))

[The Shadow of Death]

(was that a quote?)

[DrNumaNuma]

((No, he just says it))

[The Shadow of Death]

i look to doc, "i am unsure your definition of a man, but i can sever my head."

[DrNumaNuma]

"You're head's already severed. There's nothing holding it." Adrian says, walking down the stairs.

[Wolf]

((Yeah i remember))

[The Shadow of Death]

(Doc, he wasnt the one that asked, Spartan did...)

i look to adrian, "technically you're wrong..."

[Wolf]

Wolf facepalms. "Here we go."

[Fuzz]

"If you guys don't shut up I'll explode =-=" (Lol irony?)

[x adams]

(supreme irony, from what I gather are you guys trying to merge Zyarc with TR tavern?)

[The Shadow of Death]

(nice one Fuzz. and not to my knowledge adam)

[DrNumaNuma]

((I consider this somewhat of a noncanon place. Things mentioned here have no bearing on other places and vice-versa))

"I don't care what you say; you're head's no connected to your vertebrae. You're beheaded."

[The Shadow of Death]

"its connected by magic and the Shadow Realm."

[DrNumaNuma]

"If I can't remove it, doesn't count," Doc mutters.

[The Shadow of Death]

"ah! but you can! whether it would do you any good or not is a different story."

[DrNumaNuma]

"Any good? What good is a skull to me? Who do you think I am, Shakespear?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"thats part of the point... but i can sever my own head."

[DrNumaNuma]

"Point? What are you talking about? That I have no use for it or I'm Shakespeare?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"that you have no use for it. i was just responding to Docs Question, then you intervened Adrian."

[Wolf]

By now Wolf is almost dubbled over trying his dammdest not to laugh.

[DrNumaNuma]

"Goddamn fourth walls. Who needs them." Doc mumbles.

[The Shadow of Death]

a slight smile plays against my face.

[Wolf]

Regaining his composure, "Is this threesome done or are you lovers going to keep at it?"

[DrNumaNuma]

Doc facepalms and starts to nurse his drink again.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

After being past out i suddenly stand up and start singing the Bumblebee Tuna song

[Spartan-101]

Spartan raises an eyebrow at the... odd song. "The hell?"

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I stand right next to Spartan and begin to loop the single phrase "Yum yum Bumblebee Bumblebee Tuna! I love Bumblebee Bumblebee tuna!"

[Spartan-101]

His right eye twitches. "Get away.." He instead plays another song inside his helm, loud enough to block out MGL.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I stand next to Spartan and just stare at him (her?)

[Lunea]

Aria walked down the stairs and raised an eyebrow at the pair "Zeke who are you annoying now?" she asked with a smirk.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"Shh." I continue to stare at Spartan, my eyes burning through his helmet.

[Spartan-101]

Spartan stared at Zeke, wondering how long this would last. His hand hovers above the pistol on his right leg.

[Lunea]

Aria sighed and flicked her hand. Zeke went flying into a wall. "whoops!" she said "problem solved." she tossed her blonde hair over her shoulder

[Spartan-101]

The spartan grins and leans against the bar.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

A plank of wood flies past Aria's head.

[Lunea]

Aria ducked, just as Lunea walked down the stairs. The plank of wood hit Lunea in the head "ow!" she complained

[Spartan-101]

Spartan snickered at that, looking where the plank came from.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I began to laugh hysterically. As it turns out it's not really me. It's Lust and the real Zeke rushes inside and beats the shit out of Lust with a 2x4 with several nails through it.

[Lunea]

(nice save.)
I rub my head slightly where there's a semi deep cut
Aria bent down to look while flipping off Zeke who she thought was Lust

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I impale Lust to the floor as he screams in pain and rush over to Lubea. "Are you okay? How badly did he hurt you? Do I need to pound him into a bloody pancake?" I quickly begin to heal your wound with some magic.

[Lunea]

"Damn it Zeke." I said cursing for once on my life "I'm fine."
Aria smirked at hearing the 'perfect little angel' cursing. She walked over to Lust "I should have killed you with that knife from before." she commented lightly

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"Even if you tried it wouldn't work." Lust said. A knife came flying over and nailed him in the head. I then go back to healing Lunea. "I am very sorry Lu."

[Lunea]

"I could drag you to hell and make sure you can never get out."Aria said threatingly
"I'm fine Zeke." I said "it's just a scrap, Think of it this way, Lust hurt Aria more then me with that knife.."

[The Shadow of Death]

i sit at the bar watching the free entertainment...

[Wolf]

Wolf leans against the bar beside Shadow with a cig in hand. "How long's this been going on?" He takes a drag.

[Lunea]

Tara walks in,in her black leather suit that fit her like a second skin. her brown hair flowing behind her as she walked over to Shadow and Wolf "so what did I miss?"she asked

[MonsterGirlLuver]

A knife flies over and cuts Wolf's cig. "SMOKING BAD FOR YOU!"

[Lunea]

"woah!" Tara said as the knife came dangerously close to her face. The rooms temperature suddenly rised 50 degrees.

[Wolf]

Wolf lights up another one and plays with the knife. "So will these if you don't know how to use one." The knife dissapears and he turns to Tara. "This is about it." He said with a smile.

[Lunea]

"Zeke." I scolded him "you don't throw knifes!"
Tara nodded "good to know." she said "I might want to bring in my shield next time.."

[The Shadow of Death]

i look to wolf, "a while..."

[Wolf]

Wolf takes a good drag and exhales. "I haven't seen you around before", he directed towards Tara.

[Lunea]

"I'm new." she said softly to Wolf

[The Shadow of Death]

"she is a strange one wolf..."

[Wolf]

Noting Shadow, he stretches out his hand. "Wolf, and this here is Shadow."

[Lunea]

Tara looked to Shadow but shook Wolf's hand then said "I'm not as strange as you are, Shadow."

[Wolf]

Wolf side glances Shadow mumbling. "Yeah, you got that right." Wolf turns to Shadow. "How's things?"

[Lunea]

Tara laughed, and suddenly the room temperature went back to normal.

[The Shadow of Death]

i look at Tara, "if you only knew..."

[Lunea]

The temperature dropped down to an almost negative number "oh I know a lot." she said darkly

[Wolf]

Wolf started to feel more comfortable. He then looked at Tara with a somewhat dissapointed look.

[Lunea]

Tara looked to Wolf in confusion "what?" she asked him. She shivered slightly "is it cold in here or is just me?" she asked worriedly

[The Shadow of Death]

i look to wolf, "according on you definition, but descent, you?"

[Wolf]

"Not to shabby." He said to Shadow without removing his gaze. To Tara, "The room has suddenly been filled with your scent. I can only asume that you have something to do with the temp." He returned to the "entertainment", as Shadow put it, and added, "Quite honostly though I enjoy the chill."

[Wolf]

He looks to Shadow. "Me or her?"

[Lunea]

Tara looked confused "what do you mean?" she asked "if the temperature went down maybe the AC is on..."
(she doesn't know she has powers ^^))

[The Shadow of Death]

i look at Tara, my eyes flashing blue, "you have a lot to learn young one..."

[Wolf]

((face palms))
Wolf shrugs. "Let's see how long it takes them to freeze. Should prove interesting."

[Lunea]

She looked to Shadow "learn about what?" she asked still confused. She shivered in the cold.

[The Shadow of Death]

i chuckle, talking to myself, "she has no idea..." i then turn to wolf, "i dont have anything to freeze, so i dont have to worry about it."

[Wolf]

Wolf hands her his leather jacket and looks at Shadow. "And you know I prefer the snow.... Should we tell her? Or just watch?"

[Lunea]

"thanks." Tara said as she put the leather jacket around her shoulders "tell me what?" she asked
"none of us will freeze." Aria said to Shadow and Wolf "we're immortal."

[Wolf]

"Not litterealy no."

[The Shadow of Death]

"we watch, this will be fun..."

[Wolf]

Wolf flung his right hand in a throwing motion but nothing was thrown. He pointed just past Aria at the wall. "There's your knife back."

[Lunea]

"what!?" Tara asked, getting a bit mad that they knew something that they weren't telling her. The temperature in the room sky rocketed to an uncomfortable 140 degrees F.
"not my knife." Aria said "but thanks." the knife disappeared from the wall.

[Wolf]

Wolf turned back to Tara. "That's what I was looking for. That change in temperature follows your emotions."

[Lunea]

"what do my emotions have to do with the temperature?" she asked as it went down to almost normal.

[Wolf]

He glanced back at Shadow. "Do you want to piss her off? I can calm her?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"sure..." i look to Tara, "you are too young to be meddling in the affairs of immortals, leave while you still can..." my blades appear in my hands for effect.

[Lunea]

"go fuck yourself." Tara said offhandedly as her own katanas appeared in her hands."you're too old to be meddling with the affairs of a youngling."

[Wolf]

As the room began to sear with heat Wolf walked between the to of them and placed his hands on hers. He kisses her forhead and looks into her eyes with a soft smile. "It's ok."

[Lunea]

Tara blinked as he kissed her forehead. "um why?" she asked still gripping her katanas.

[Wolf]

Wolf looks up feeling the air aound him. As he stepped back he explained. "Your concentration broke and so did the heat. Don't you feel that? Back to normal." He rubbed the back of his head and smiled. "And please forgive me for doing that."

[The Shadow of Death]

the udødelig disappear, "well, it did the trick..."

[Lunea]

Tara's katanas disappeared suddenly "oh." she said softly. She blushed lightly at Wolf "it's fine.. I guess the heat wasn't very good for you huh?"

[Wolf]

Wolf shrugged. "As a wolf I can withstand a lot more than most think."

[Lunea]

She looked up a him, he was almost a head higher then her "I thought wolf's were better in colder areas.." she said

[Wolf]

Wolf nodded. "Generally we are, but it's not always cold now is it?" He said with a smile.

[Lunea]

She nodded "good point." Tara said "so by breaking my concentration, I loose my hold on the temperature?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"yeah, i was just trying to help make the point."

[Wolf]

Wolf thought for a sec. "Shadow if you would like to help me on this. You too Aria, Lunea. You may be able to explain it better than me." He turned back to Tara. "I don't think so. I believe it relates directly to your feelings."

[Lunea]

"it wasn't very good Shadow, trying to threaten me makes my focus stronger." Tara said with a laugh "anything besides that I guess does break my focus.." she said blushing slightly
Aria laughed "just because we're immortal doesn't mean we're smart..." she said jokingly
"oh shut up Aria." I said to my twin.

[Wolf]

Wolf grinned slightly.

[The Shadow of Death]

"my goal was to piss you off, not break your concentration. but basically, when you are calm, the temperature is normal, when you get pissed off it rises, and when you turn into a freezer queen, its litteral..."

[Wolf]

Wolf coughed hiding a slight laugh.

[Lunea]

Tara looked up at him and laughed. "well I'll try not to be a 'freezer queen' then." she said to Shadow

[Wolf]

Wolf turned to Shadow. "I'd hate to piss her off. This wolf does not play well with heat."

[The Shadow of Death]

i shrug, "doesnt bother me."

[Lunea]

Tara laughed "I'll try and not get angry around you then." she said to Wolf.

[Wolf]

Wolf smiled. "And I'll try hard not to piss you off." Wolf looked at Shadow. "There's a reason why it doesn't bother you."

[The Shadow of Death]

(im outta here)

[Lunea]

"he's a shadow." Tara said simply.

[Wolf]

(later bro)

"He's dead." Wolf said behind Shadow's back.

[Fuzz]

"Not a good idea to say your weakness out loud, even if it is good company." Fuzz replied, walking out from behind the counter with a big plate of stir fry. "There's more if anyone want's some."

[The Shadow of Death]

(hes not dead wolf, he is technically still alive)

[Lunea]

Tara jumped slightly when she heard him come up behind them. "hello." she said politely
"and that would be stir fry." Aria said to Zeke "so don't make a big fuss."

[The Shadow of Death]

i dont even notice Fuzz as i pour a rock glass of 790, downing it.

[Wolf]

(I know Shadow, just playing around)

"I wouldn't want to exploit that weakness."

[DrNumaNuma]

"Some of us don't have one," Adrian says, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

[The Shadow of Death]

I look to Adrian, "we all have one... i just so happened to have the only defense of mine as well..."

[Lunea]

Tara looked to Adrian. She quirked an eyebrown and said "I'll be sure to find that weakness then."

[DrNumaNuma]

"Ha ha ha!" You may try, my lady. But perhaps I should rephrase: there is a way to halt my immortality, but I'm not telling anytime soon." He gives a short laugh and thinks to himself for a moment. "I'll give you a little help, though. You may ask any one question which can be answered with a yes, or a no."

[Lunea]

Tara raised an eyebrow but shrugged "to halt your immortality do I have to use something living?"

[Wolf]

Wolf ignores the conversation and asks for a beer.

[DrNumaNuma]

"No, sorry."

[Fuzz]

"Could you try not to be so boring?" Fuzz replied, sighing heavily. "Nothing is really immortal, and even if it is its dependent on the universe that they exist in, if this cosmic plain happens to squash back together into itself in a big crash, then the entire universe is done for anyway. Boom. So much for immortality."

[DrNumaNuma]

"If it were to happen, but it cannot. EVERYTHING dies at some point, but something as insignificant as a galactic crunch won't kill me. There is a very specific condition to end my immortality, but you didn't ask the right question now, did you?"

[Fuzz]

"You seem under the false impression that I care. Let me help you with that, I don't." He continued eating his food, not lifting his head to talk.

[DrNumaNuma]

"Well, you were making an awefully big fuss about it, so I assumed you did." Adrian says with that knowing smile.

[Fuzz]

"Nope." He sat up and walked across the bar, picking up up a beer for Wolf.

[DrNumaNuma]

"Suuuuuure." Adrian takes his bottle of whiskey out again and takes a drink.

[Wolf]

Wolf takes the beer and shakes his head. "It's like having two Docs except one is yin and the other yang."

[DrNumaNuma]

"There's alreadt too much of me," Doc mumbles

[Fuzz]

"Who wants to use the "immortal" for target practice?" Fuzz asked, returning the smirk.

[The Shadow of Death]

i appear at my usual seat, "I."

[Fuzz]

Fuzz was sitting in Death's usual seat because it was close to both Doc and Adrian. "Hey boney butt, wanna get up for a sec?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"no..." i say flatly as you disappear, reappearing behind the bar, "this is my official seat..."

[Fuzz]

Frowns and snaps, making you appear in the girls bathroom. "Never teleport me again."

[Lunea]

Tara giggled slightly, hearing the faint shouting of girls screaming at having a man in their bathroom "and in three,two, one..." there were loud slaps, the girls had purses, heavy purses.

[The Shadow of Death]

(one, the purses would go through me, not hit me. two, they would be hard pressed to tell if i was a man. three, i would be invisible when i appeared)


i appear before Fuzz, who had just finished snapping, "the witch isnt here, and you begin to grate on my nerves puny neko. do not test me."
i reappear in my seat, drinking.

(please note, the above comment is strictly rp related.)

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian, to keep himself busy, grabbed a rag from the bar counter and started to clean the tables. Doc sighed and followed suit due to boredom.

[Spartan-101]

Spartan had fallen asleep in his seat, his music still playing inside his helmet.

[DrNumaNuma]

Edmund begins to clean up the bar where Spartan lays and shakes him awake, "Are you sober?"

[Spartan-101]

"Hm..?" He opened his eyes and glanced up at Edmund, pausing the current song. "Yeah yeah... What are you doing?"

[DrNumaNuma]

"I was curious if you needed help reaching your room or not," Doc says and continues to rub down the bar as Adrian covered the tables.

[Spartan-101]

"Right.." He returns to his music, turning it up more than before and leaning on the bar in a relaxed position.

[Fuzz]

"Try me you ancient bag of dusty old bones." He replied, sneering back.

(You'd have to do a lot worse then that to offend me, don't worry about it.)

[The Shadow of Death]

(have to make sure its not taken as a threat by az)

"there is no dust, no time for it to settle you mangy kitten. you are so young to throw your life away like this... its a shame..."

[Fuzz]

"You sure talk a lot, but that's all I've seen you do you. I don't think there's enough room for your massive ego in here." (Only whiny bitches report stuff said to them on the internet.)

[The Shadow of Death]

(had to make sure... thats how i got banned the first time)

"the same goes for you, lets see what you can do."

[Fuzz]

(Bummer dude, I hope no one takes the whiny remark offensively.)

"Well, there's no fighting at...Well this is a tavern, how do you wanna settle this?"

[The Shadow of Death]

"we can alway go to the arena down the street."

[Fuzz]

(Last time we had a fight it lasted all of several posts.) "How about a drinking competition? We aren't barbarians are we?"

[The Shadow of Death]

(yeah, but that was due to a glitch in the forum. when i went to resume you had moved on.)

"fine by me, pick your poison..."

[Fuzz]

(Your call, we could do one then the other.) "Well, the witch isn't here, and I just went on another raid, so I could probably buy this place five times over, lets drink till there's nothing left." He replied, smirking around at everyone else in there.

[x adams]

Nathan walked into the tavern and looked around and caught one of the people calling out. "I'm game for that." he replied and slid over to the counter

[Lunea]

Tara leaned against the bar. Wondering who would last through the alcohol.

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian steps behind the counter, washes his hands, and places them behind on the bar. "So, what will it be?"

[x adams]

"It'll be sake...for starters" nathan grinned

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian searched the bar and found what he was looking for, a sake set. Pulling out one of the dusty glasses, he dusted and cleaned it off before pulling out the jug in the center. He uncorked it, letting the aroma breath for a moment before filling the glass for Nathan.

[x adams]

(Sry if you saw my double post)

Nathan picked up the glass carefully and nodded "Tah.." he said then lifted the glass to his mouth and drank a little, savouring the taste. "Quite the crowd here.." hinting at the shadow.

[DrNumaNuma]

"This is a Sanctuary. Immortals, wanderers, mages, magicians, tricksters, riffraff; they're all welcome here,"

[The Shadow of Death]

"indeed. a crowd we do have... and a drinking contest from the looks of it." i turn to adrian, "the strong stuff."

[Fuzz]

"Something with some flavor to it, it doesn't matter where we start, it will call be gone when it's over." He reached over and took the jug, pouring himself a drink and downing it, then pouring another and taking a few sips.

[Lunea]

Tara sat on one of the stools and watched them. There was suddenly a glass of red wine infront of her as she took a sip.

[The Shadow of Death]

i grab a jug, downing the whole thing at once.

(i am out for the day. i will not be on at my usual time)

[Spartan-101]

Spartan woke up and looked over at the group. "Huh. Drinking contest..."

[The Shadow of Death]

"yup, wanna join?"

[Spartan-101]

"Nope." He shook his head. "I'm fine with just watching."

[The Shadow of Death]

"ehh... to each their own." i pick up another jug, downing it as well.

[DrNumaNuma]

"How about this?" Adrian rummages around the counter, searching for something as Doc moved to the side and stared cleaning glasses. "Ah! Here we go. Dangerous stuff. This is called Tharra." He places a bottle on the counter. "180 proof. This will prove your mettle if it doesn't end your shit."

[Wolf]

"First timers booz." Wolf chuckles. "You know that aint strong enough."

[Fuzz]

"90% alcohol? Poor me a glass." He said, holding out a hand.

[Wolf]

Wolf walked over to Tara. "Mind if I join?"

[x adams]

"Woops i must have been day dreaming" he asked for another jug and downed it, tutting. "This is to weak for this competition, got some stronger stuff?"

[Fuzz]

"Yea, grab a glass, doc was about to pour us some gut burner, I'm saving something special for last." Rai replied, grinning widely. (He's my avatar, mine as well to avoid confusion.)

[x adams]

"What do you have something stronger?" he grabbed his glass set it close to doc

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian pours fuzz a glass of tharra. He pours himself a shot. "I forgot one thing about tharra. If doesn't get better as it ages, like regular alcohol. It turns into full on poison." He drinks the shot. His eyes cross briefly, but he still stands. "Strong stuff. Mightily strong stuff, but not yet toxic." He pushes the shot to Fuzz.

"I really don't want to have to filter anyone's blood now," Edmund mumbles. "Don't die." And Adrian pours another shot for Nathan, but lets him choose to take it.

[x adams]

Nathan grabs the shot and eyes it, "I have my own ways to filter my own blood thank you very much" He drank the shot and shut his eyes suddenly and shook his head violently then opens them again. "Whew! you didn't lie!" he said and checked his fingers, he still had 10

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian pulls out a bottle of Russian vodka and a lemon with a half ounce of Grand Marnier and green tea. He pulled out a martini shaker and combined it all with ice and shook until it became chilled. He then poured it into a martini glass rimmed with lime juice and sugar. Adding a lemon slice as a garnish, he pushed the drink to Nathan. "Something to wash it down with. My green tea martini."

[x adams]

"That has to be the weirdest mix I have ever known." He took the drank most of it, feeling the strange kick of alchohol mixed with caffine.

[DrNumaNuma]

"I can do so much more, if you'd like. But if you're interested in sheer proof, let me do a little rummaging," and he ducks behind the counter to search BH's stock.

((Seriously, that's how you make it. And tharra would more than likely kill you if you can remember you drank it))

[x adams]

((Our characters mostly arn't human so they might have different tollerence level))

"Bother if you will, mayby you should wait till the others try tharra"

[Fuzz]

"180 prove is pretty low for moonshine, I have a small container of something a bit stronger." He took the glass and downed it, wincing briefly then slamming it down. "Still, would you mind if I got a chaser?"

[DrNumaNuma]

"Moonshine doesn't tend to kill people. So, what would you like or shall I make something special?"

[The Shadow of Death]

i pull a hurricane glass out, pushing it to Adrian, "what was that stuff you had been rambling on about a while back? pour me a glass full." i nod to the hurricane glass.

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian pours tsod a glass. "Better hurry, beofre it becomes too toxic for even you to drink."

[The Shadow of Death]

"too toxic for me?" i begin to chuckle slightly, "now that is funny." i turn dead serious in an instant, "i created poison." i grab the glass, draining it.

[DrNumaNuma]

"Want something else? I think that's everyone in this competition. I have some special drinks ready just in case."

[DrNumaNuma]

"I have one or too as well, doctor recommended for hangovers." Doc says, still cleaning glasses and steins.

[The Shadow of Death]

"hit me..."

[DrNumaNuma]

Doc pulls out a bottle of whiskey, Guinness, and Bailey's. He poured the Guinness into a glass and a shot of whiskey on top. "Now here's the trick. once I add this, it will curdle quickly. The longer you take to drink it, the more unpleasant it gets." He quickly poured a shot glass full of Bailey's and dropped it into the glass of Guinness and whiskey. "Drink up," and it started to foam.

[x adams]

Nathan froze for a second when tsod spoke "Oh, well thats a bit awkward..."

[Fuzz]

"Get me something else, since you volunteered to be bartender of this competition, try to think of something creative for me." He said, brushing aside a half a dozen empty beer bottles. "Have it ready by the time I get back from a piss if that's okay." He said getting up and headed for the bathroom.

[DrNumaNuma]

"You're not going to get a much stronger drink (really), so this will be completely curdled when your done and you can try drinking that."

[The Shadow of Death]

(you ninja posted me up there...)

[Fuzz]

Fuzz sits back down at the bar and takes the drink, plugging his nose and downing the drink, wincing strongly. "Ewww, that tasted like shit and fire."

[DrNumaNuma]

"hit me..."

Doc repeats the drink and passes it on to tsod, curdling as it slides across the counter.

[Fuzz]

Fuzz pulls out a small bottle of vodka and pours it in a glass, then brings out a red energy drink called cocaine and mixes it with the vodka in a glass. "Who want's to try this?"

[The Shadow of Death]

(@doc: i was talking about the post two above that one where adrian was still talking. you ninja'd me with doc's hangover remedy post.)

[DrNumaNuma]

((Doc stepped in and made the next drink for him))

[The Shadow of Death]

(eh, oh well...)

i turn the strange drink up, downing it. i put the glass back on the counter. i turn to Adrian, "do you have anything that i can actually taste?"

[Fuzz]

Fuzz points to the glass with the mix. "Yea this stuff right here."

[Lunea]

Aria sat down by the bar and looked at the strange drink "um, what is that?" she asked Fuzz in amusement

[x adams]

"hey fuzz, lets see some of that stuff" Nathan motioned for him to pass it along

[Naesha]

A figure enters the tavern (or bar or whatever), a hood covering her (I'm not exactly wearing a trenchcoat or anything...) face, and takes a seat over in one of the corners.

[Fuzz]

He nodded passing the cup over. "It's just regular vodka, but the stuff mixed with it tastes like strawberry deathfire. I have an easier time downing hard liquor then that."

[Spartan-101]

The spartan at the bar notices the new arrival and turns to see her.

[x adams]

(I like naesha's description XD)

Nathan accepted the drink from fuzz, nodding his thanks before drinking some of it "whew! strong!" he heard the clink of the door shutting and turned around at the newcomer

[Naesha]

For the most part she was thin, barely a hundred pounds if that, but was tall (about 5'8") as well. Her hair was held in a long ponytail that hung down to her waist in a dark brown color. What skin was visible was lightly tanned, and her clothing was in dark green and blues. Her face was still hidden underneath the hood of a thin, light gray jacket.

[x adams]

"Hi there want a drink?" he waved at her to come over "come, don't sit in the corner!"

[DrNumaNuma]

"Since you all have such poor taste in alcohol, how about something called the Bastards? If you can survive the bastards, I'll give you something that's renowned for two things: killing people and mixing it with rocket fuel to decrease the potency. Yes, decrease."

((@ Fuzz: A watcher of the cinema snob, I presume?))

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian brings out a whole slew of bottles: lime juice, chilled ginger ale, rum, gin, Orange Curacao, proof rum, dark rum, light rum, brandy, dash bitters, bourbon, Mai Tai, triple sec, Crème de Almond, pineapple juice, and sweet and sour mix.

"Who's up for it?"

[Fuzz]

(Nope, I came up with that on my own after I tried this rare energy drink once, it nearly killed me.)

"Oh man, this is gonna taste like shit but I'll try it." Frowning at the thought of the awful taste. "Like a pina colada from hell, damn and those usually make me gag."

"First up is the Suffering Bastard right?"

[DrNumaNuma]

He turns to the woman while separating the drinks. "Good evening, lovely lady. Can I get you anything this fine evening?" He pulled out a double old fashioned glass and started mixing 1 shot fresh lime juice, 4 shots chilled ginger ale, a dash of angostura bitters, 1 shot rum, 1 shot gin. He mixed and shook the ingredients, poured them into the glass with ice, and garnished it with a mint sprig, an orange wheel, and a maraschino cherry.

He slide the drink to Fuzz. "It is indeed. Suffer well."

[Fuzz]

He cringed but took the drink, downing it as fast as he could. "Okay that's not THAT bad, but it does not leave a good after taste." He burped cringing at the taste and held up a finger. "Okay, hit me with the dying bastard."

[DrNumaNuma]

"There are two of the Suffering bastards, actually. Next up," He mixed up some 3/4 oz Orange Curacao, 1.5 shots rum, 1 shot over proof rum, 1 shot fresh lime juice, 2 shots orange juice, and ½ shot Orgeat Syrup.

"Batter up. Hope you don't start worshiping the porcelain Gods anytime soon. This one has a lot of carbonation."

[Fuzz]

"I was hoping you didn't know..." He took the glass and sniffed it, the sweetness not mixing well with the bitter taste, and then turned it up, draining the glass and nearly gagging, but managed to hold it down.

"They only get worse from here right?"

[DrNumaNuma]

"Indeed it does, especially if you wait for my end surprise."

He pulled out a high ball glass with ice and mixed in 1 shot brandy, 1 shot gin, 1 shot rum, ½ shot lime juice, 1 dash bitters, and 1 shot of Ginger Ale. He whispered in Doc's ear. Doc raised an eyebrow but nodded, pushing in his stool and leaving the tavern.

[Fuzz]

He grabbed the glass and raised it, relived it wasn't sweet. "I have the hardest time with sickly sweet drinks." He made a cheers to the air and downed it, somewhat thankful for the burn of the alcohol and the bitter after taste, then he burped and nearly gagged again. "Sweet does NOT mix with bitter ><"

[DrNumaNuma]

"At this point, you should be feeling it. Things might be a little fuzzy by now.

He pulled out a tall glass with ice and added 1 shot brandy, 1 shot bourbon, 1 shot gin, 1 shot rum, ½ shot lime juice, 1 dash bitters, and 1 shot Ginger Ale.

"Have a Dead Bastard." At this point, a grunting could be heard at the door. Doc was busily pushing and pulling a 50 gallon oil drum into the tavern.

[Fuzz]

"Not to fuzzy to know it goes Suffering Bastard, Dying bastard, then dead bastard." He said smirking, taking the drink and downing it. Not as effected by the awful taste anymore. "I'd like my Mai-Tai please."

[DrNumaNuma]

With ½ shot triple sec, ½ shot dark rum, ½ shot Crème de Almond, 1 shot light rum, pineapple juice, and sweet and sour mix in a Collins glass. Adrian pushed pushed a glass across the counter. Doc also pulled out a bag of clear liquid. "Banana bag ready for hangovers."

[Fuzz]

He took it and downed it sighing. "Don't worry I don't get hang overs."

[DrNumaNuma]

"...that's not good. It's supposed to be injected intravenously." Doc took out a butterfly knife and began cutting into the lid of the barrel. When it was open, Adrian took a stein and scooped up some of the slightly foul smell liquid. "Changa. A kind of alcohol made with rocket fuel. Bottoms up."

[The Shadow of Death]

i look to the new arrival, taking a break from the drinks.
i appear in the next seat from the newcomer, "welcome to the Tavern!" the green fireballs that were my eyes flickered blue as a smile came across my skeletal face.

[Lunea]

Aria tilted her head slightly at Fuzz "^no hangover?" she asked "how come?"

[The Shadow of Death]

i then look to Adrian, "give me the whole set at one time, i'll show him the way its done."

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian redoes the quintet of the Bastards and slides them down to tsod one right after another.

[The Shadow of Death]

after they are all in front of me, i begin.

i down the first one, then the second before the first glass hits the counter. the third follows suit, then the fourth. i place the last glass down, having downed all four in 20 seconds flat.

[DrNumaNuma]

((five))

"And now for the grand piece of resistance, pain in a glass." Adrian pulls out another stein and fills it full of changaa for tsod. "For those who weren't listening the first time, changaa means in English 'Kill me quick'." And sets the stein down for tsod.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

As i enter the tavern something worrys me that this is one night i wil never forget. I see a couple of people at the bar chugging down drinks like there's no tomorrow. I sigh and i try to walk to the nearest empty table. i sit in a rather relaxing chair. I hope that i don't get noticed and i take out a book to read.

[The Shadow of Death]

(sorry doc, missed your post)

i look at the stein, picking it up and chugging it, making sure not to spill any. when finished i slam it down and vanish appearing next to the new comer, a smile stretching over my skeletal face, "well then, what do we have here? come to a tavern to read!" i look over to Adrian my eyes flickering between the usual green to white, "i think this one is lost!"

[Spartan-101]

The spartan nearby watched with a bored gaze as Shadow finished his drinks. He looked over at the newcomer in time to see Shadow re-appear beside her. Spartan tilted his head, waiting to see the newcomer's reaction.

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian gives a gallant bow to Krystal. "Welcome lovely lady to the tavern. Can I interest you in something?"

[Fuzz]

Fuzz sighed and took the stein, downing it with little more then a wince. "Fuck it I'm already pretty gone." He got up and went to go sit next to Adrian because it was where the drinks were at, stumbling slightly only once but not very noticeably.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

i look at the bar where most of the men were staring at me. I was shocked to see that many people were staring at me. I could do nothing but wave, quietly i put my book down and decided to look at the various faces that smiled and returned to what they were doing. "No, i'm okay just shocked that's all" i said to the attendent.

[Merc_Venatir]

steps on a piles of dust looking at the tavern... "hmmm... never expected to see this place again..."

[DrNumaNuma]

Adrian fills up the stein with more chaanga for Fuzz. "Okay Miss, just let me know if you need anything." And Doc gives a small salute to Merc.

[Fuzz]

He waved his hand at adrian, tossing the drink up in the air and lighting it on fire. "Something that doesn't combust please?"

[Merc_Venatir]

Merc walked in nonchalant looking at the current tenants...

[DrNumaNuma]

"Name an ingrediant and I am likely to come up with a drink. It is a skill I am quite proficient at. How about you, Master Merc?" Adrian questions.

[Wolf]

Wolf steps in and finds Doc. Apparently for no reason he rears his foot back and kicks Doc in the ass. Before Doc could say anything Wolf says, "Sorry man but something just told me to do that." Wolf goes and sits infront of the bar.

[DrNumaNuma]

((Just to clarify, I consider this non canon with events in Zyarc. Either way, I can kick your ass))

Doc stabs him in the foot with a horse tranquilizer and orders a tea derivative from Adrian.

[Wolf]

He points down to his foot where the needle was. "You missed. But know need to fight. How have you been?"

[pierape]

Pie moaned a little, tired from all the day's work as he looked around the room, lost in nostalgia. He smiled a little, getting a strand of hair out of the way of his eyes as he walked right in and took a seat on an empty chai, "I missed this place..." he says as he ran his soft, slender fingers over the table in front of him, "I missed this place so much... I can't believe it took me this long to come back to it... I wonder how everyone's been..." he sighs. "I want so see some familiar faces..."

[Spartan-101]

Spartan looked over at Pie and gave a slight wave, not really caring if he were noticed or not.

[DrNumaNuma]

"We have some old faces..." Doc says as Pie stares off in pleasant rapture. "And some new ones," Adrian smiles, cleaning some glasses from behind the bar.