Ummm hi?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Hi? i'm new here as you can see...

[x adams]

a shy one?....muhahaha

*ahem* greetings, salutations and other stuff peeps will say. and no, the cape isn't on fire ;)

[Spartan-101]

Welcome Krystal!
... *looks for Marcus*

[Naesha]

Hai there.
-Waves-

[The Shadow of Death]

welcome to madness...

if you ever need anything/body killed, I'm your skeleton...



and Spartan, I informed Marcus the day she joined...

[DrNumaNuma]

She's likely an FBI agent.

[The Shadow of Death]

as the conspiracy theorists emerge...

[Krystal_Mccloud]

excuse me? wow. nobody can give me a decent hello?

[Naesha]

It's just a different way of saying hello.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

uh-huh i thought people had manners...

[Naesha]

Manners? Since when did they have those?
(Kidding.)

[Krystal_Mccloud]

your funny.

[Wolf]

Hey. Welcome to the forums Krystal. If you need any help around the forums drop me a line.

[DrNumaNuma]

You know, you pulled this same thing before--, you know, fuck it. I don't care. Welcome to the forums Krystal. I am the resident super doctor, Adam is a super ninja, saru is super sexy, Delicious is super jailbait, MGL is super blue, and TR is super chair.

[Wolf]

Ladies and gentle freaks the man has it. *Applod*

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Are you a real doctor or do you just like to experiment?

[MonsterGirlLuver]

uh-huh i thought people had manners...

This is a site based off of tentacles, who gives a fuck about manners? But fine.

Ahem. It's a pleasure to meet you miss. How was your day. *bows*

[MonsterGirlLuver]

You know, you pulled this same thing before--, you know, fuck it. I don't care. Welcome to the forums Krystal. I am the resident super doctor, Adam is a super ninja, saru is super sexy, Delicious is super jailbait, MGL is super blue, and TR is super chair.

Super Blue? Seriously? It's more of a dark greenish blue really.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

[QUOTE=MonsterGirlLuver;11447]who gives a fuck about manners?[QUOTE]

i guess no one

[Azrael]

who gives a fuck about manners?

I do, for starters. I expect every member to be welcomed politely without attempts at RP until you are certain of a person's boundaries. Being a site about tentacle rape does not exempt manners in any way, and the content of a forum is irrelevant in the greetings section.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

thank you azrael at least some one has manners...

[Naesha]

I tried to be polite at least...

[The Shadow of Death]

i resent your remark on manners Krystal, that is polite for me... ask Doc...

[Wolf]

At any rate, again welcome to the forums.

[Delicious]

Been a long time since I did the meet and greet bit if the forums...

Welcome to this gooey slice of Buk Kake that is TR... Have fun and stay away from anything that seems friendly... It's gonna rape you somewhere down the line.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

thanks i'll keep that in mind.

[Merc_Venatir]

haven't been here in awhile... probably best to greet the new members... Like you <3

"HI!!! =3"

[DrNumaNuma]

Are you a real doctor or do you just like to experiment?

A little bit of both

[Wolf]

Been a long time since I did the meet and greet bit if the forums...

Welcome to this gooey slice of Buk Kake that is TR... Have fun and stay away from anything that seems friendly... It's gonna rape you somewhere down the line.

I haven't raped anyone thank you.

[Delicious]

My apologies Wolf. I was referring to the majority of friendly things. There are of course exceptions, like yourself ^^

[DrNumaNuma]

Del, you're avitar is a prison sentance waiting to happen.

[Lilitu]

your funny.

her funny what?

[Delicious]

I have no idea what you're talking about Doctor >.>

[DrNumaNuma]

Sure, sure.

[The Shadow of Death]

well i may not be all that friendly, but i havent raped anyone either, not to say i cant, i just rather kill people...

[DrNumaNuma]

I may have; my avatar ha a permanent rape face.

[Cynic Shape Shifter]

Welcome Krystal.

And Numa, I'm so bloody surprised you didn't mention me in there at all

[pierape]

Hihi! Welcome to the forums!
Everyone call sme Pie~chan or Angel~chan!

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to PM me ok? ^^

[DrNumaNuma]

Welcome Krystal.

And Numa, I'm so bloody surprised you didn't mention me in there at all

You're avatar is far to emo to be a shouta trap.

[Cynic Shape Shifter]

Now who said I want to be a shota trap?

[DrNumaNuma]

You did.


Welcome Krystal.

And Numa, I'm so bloody surprised you didn't mention me in there at all


om nom nom

[Cynic Shape Shifter]

*Taps Numa's forehead* Jesus....Christ....

[rapeeverybitch]

Manners? Here? That might be asking too much. But greetings to you and welcome to our twisted little world. Have fun :)

[DrNumaNuma]

What did I do?

[The Shadow of Death]

*i turn to doc* give up while you're still ahead...

[DrNumaNuma]

I thought I was behind in the first place.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

Sucks to be you Doc. I on the other hand I am always ahead. Comes with being insane. HOORAY! *sings the Narwhal song quietly* Narwhal Narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome. Narwhals Narwhals, swimming in the ocean. Pretty big and pretty white, beat that polar bear in a fight.

[The Shadow of Death]

*facepalm* i was being sarcastic doc...

[DrNumaNuma]

Okay, we lost MGL.

[Wolf]

We never had MGL to begin with.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

What's MGL? And why is everyone so.... what's the word...

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I'm MGL. Duh. No offense of course.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Sorry, people need to tell me the acrynoms of every single thing. maybe not.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

Do you need a hug?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Y-yes... i do..

[The Shadow of Death]

yeah... you might want to rethink that request... he may send a Narwhal to hug you, then order it to rape you while videotaping it...

[DrNumaNuma]

With a horse. An amazing horse.

[Wolf]

*Hides a laugh*

[MonsterGirlLuver]

...As hilarious as that sounds, it's not as much fun if I send an animal to do it for me if I can just do it myself. Now then *turns to Krystal and extends arms* Hug?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

umm... ok? What's a narwhal? *hugs him*

[The Shadow of Death]

*epic facepalm resulting in flying skull shards*

[DrNumaNuma]

And don't forget the lemonade.

[MonsterGirlLuver]

"A Narwhal is a magical awesome creature. It's an underwater unicorn. The Jedi of the sea. IT'S A WHALE WITH A FUCKING HORN ON ITS HEAD! ISN'T THAT AWESOME!?!?!?!?

[Wolf]

*Seconds the face palm*

[Poplatino44]

Ahh what the heck... Where the hell is Marcus anyways?!?!!!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!!?!

[The Shadow of Death]

the space ninjas got him...

[Wolf]

MGL is rubbing off on you.

[DrNumaNuma]

No, that's my line tsod.

[The Shadow of Death]

i know doc, i had to steal it for that post...

@wolf, MGL said sand ninjas...

[Krystal_Mccloud]

where the hell IS marcus....? you guys would thought he would've posted in this thread by now...

[MonsterGirlLuver]

Or perhaps he is *DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!* ALREADY HERE!! *points accusingly at Krystal*

[The Shadow of Death]

i had taken that into account at one time, but decided against it, favoring the space ninja explaination...

[Wolf]

........... Yeah i got nothing.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Marcus doesn't know my password... i'm not him.

[Azrael]

Krystal is not Marcus

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Thank you Azrael.

[Azrael]

No problem, I have admin powers, I can see who is who

[Wolf]

Well there goes yalls theory.

[DrNumaNuma]

...Unless Azrael's in on it!

[Naesha]

Which I doubt very much...
My only (logical) guess is that Marcus is off somewhere doing something in the -totally- non-existent real life... Or simply refuses to post...

[Azrael]

he hasn't been on for a few weeks

[Krystal_Mccloud]

times like this i wish i could contact him...

[DrNumaNuma]

Tell me Krystal, were you frozen today?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Uhh... no?

[The Shadow of Death]

that was quite random doc...

and for you conspiracy people, what if marcus was an alias for Az? maybe she used it to get close to us, then drop us into the unknown, only to cover the tracks?

...
..
.
just saying... anything is possible

[Marcus McCloud]

Hey Mom! *Hugs and whispers.*

I thought I told you that my line of work was too dangerous for you to follow me.

[The Shadow of Death]

Finally! the blue.... thing! has returned!

[Marcus McCloud]

Kitsune. Or Reynard if you wish.

Sorry about the things I had to do in the "nonexistent real world."

[Marcus McCloud]

And what the hell was the "get close and drop" conspiracy theory about anyway?

[Marcus McCloud]

And what do you mean by that, Doc?

[The Shadow of Death]

sure... you're just another conspiracy on the wall now!

[Marcus McCloud]

I'm so close from insulting you with a skeleton joke and having you dream up a fate worse than death for me. Please don't make me go there.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

I thought I told you that my line of work was too dangerous for you to follow me.

i can't stand being without you. How's sabrina?

[The Shadow of Death]

he said he SWORE he didnt sleep with Sabrina before she went 'narky'...

[DrNumaNuma]

He met a fellow stellar law-enforcer in the Xenu sector of the star, after facing numerous mutated enemies, criminal enterprises, and falcon punches, he met his arm-cannon-wielding comrade face-to-face for the first time, after staring deeply into eachother's eyes from the confines of their uniforms, they removed their respective helmets to clear their vision and see each other for the first time. After staring into the bottomless depths of eachothers eye's the embraced in the cosmos with a passionate kiss...





Now get that image out of your head.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

'narky' huh? oh marcus....

[The Shadow of Death]

you cant get an image out of your head if there never was one...

[The_One]

Hi? what's the effng point, i'm TOO late as it is...

[The Shadow of Death]

nice to see you around though, and if you're gonna post in a greeting thread, at least welcome the person!

[DrNumaNuma]

I'm not sure why, but that statement popped in my head ad I had to write it down. Maybe I should start writing pornos.

[Marcus McCloud]

'narky' huh? oh marcus....

You know I always fall for the adorable ones. But don't forget that time on Titania when I was fifteen. You told me to ask that kitsune for a dance... what was his name?

[Marcus McCloud]

i can't stand being without you. How's sabrina?

She still has her optimism, she's still the playful type. I'm not sure if I ever would have been as happy with anyone else.

Though, depending on where you go, people will either say she is 6 months pregnant and my wife, or was a Marine Officer who was killed by my doing after being possessed.

[The Shadow of Death]

from what i saw, which i see all... you killed her by crashing the Great Fox on her while on a city in the sky. wouldnt surprise me if she reappeared though...

[Marcus McCloud]

In that universe, she is dead. She's definitely dead... she has to be; the bomb... I mean she's got to be dead, right? Only a incorporeal being could...

CRAP!!

[The Shadow of Death]

*insert evil maniacal laughter echoing from the shadows here*

[The_One]

damn... always wanted to... Never mind! I'm back for now!!

[MonsterGirlLuver]

I hurl a Narwhal at One. "Catch!"

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Can't you ever go one day without being yourself? Nvm... but a narwhal?

[The Shadow of Death]

he is absolutely fascinated by Narwhals... i dont get it, never have... i have a working theory, but it is just as strange as his fascination.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Oh. Narwhal? a whale with a horn right?

[The Shadow of Death]

something like that.

[Shadowofthebeast531]

yo i just found out about this place and i just had to join well GREETING AND HELLO EVERYONE :)

[Krystal_Mccloud]

You know you can make your own thread. But nvm, Shirts and a surprise for all!

[The Shadow of Death]

........... yea, see what i mean, crazy people!

[Krystal_Mccloud]

How am i crazy? i just wanted to give everyone a shirt!

[The Shadow of Death]

not you! the other guy!

[Krystal_Mccloud]

How is he crazy?

[Marcus McCloud]

That's a very good question.

[The Shadow of Death]

*holds up sign pointing to Marcus that reads* dias eh tahw

[Marcus McCloud]

Um... the sign is backwards...

[The Shadow of Death]

*i look at it and shrug as the letters burn through. i then flip it over*

[Marcus McCloud]

*I smile.* Now... *I lay on my stomach, roll over, then scratch at the air.* Why did you make that sign?

[The Shadow of Death]

*facepalm*

[DrNumaNuma]

*Scissor kicks tsod in the ear*

[Krystal_Mccloud]

when did this become a battleground?

[DrNumaNuma]

Ever since I had a strawberry shake 2 hours ago

[Marcus McCloud]

*Paws at the air while on my back.* He gets that way with sugar. Give him a seven-layer chocolate cake and he might build another doomsday device.

[The Shadow of Death]

he has plenty, as do I, as a matter-of-fact, Marcus is pilotting one of them.

[Marcus McCloud]

*Frowns and turns over.* That's great, you ruined my happy moment.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

*sits at a chair and watches marcus* Oh boy....

[Marcus McCloud]

*Looks at Krystal and gets up.* You of all people should know that I have a puppy personality outside of warfare.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Well when was the last time i saw you?

[Marcus McCloud]

*Thinks* Maybe... six or seven years if you count Boot camp and service time.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

You see? Did you even write to me while you were there.

[Marcus McCloud]

I DID SO! Every Sunday. I was sure I was boring the hell out of you with endless video letters.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Yeah... *flashback!!!* i remember when you sent one and you were already homesick...

[Marcus McCloud]

I got better. After the first three letters I got used to living there.

[Krystal_Mccloud]

I was lonely for 6 years... So, i went to explore the lylat system.

[Marcus McCloud]

*Sits up in shock.* Without Fox? Without body guards?!? What were you thinking?!?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Of course with fox. We went to dinosaur planet again.... and hell broke loose.

[Marcus McCloud]

What did you do?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

the game Legend of krystal will tell more...

[Marcus McCloud]

... Krystal... how could you?

[Krystal_Mccloud]

Well, before we left we had sex, that explains the cum on my face before the sharpclaw jump on the arwing.

[Marcus McCloud]

Thank you for too much informa-... what? You and Fox slept together before...